invisiballs: (I resent that remark / jumpsuit)

I'm not a paedophile.

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Created on 2012-01-13 05:08:49 (#1417940), never updated

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Name:Simon "melon fucker" Bellamy
Is doing community service. Maybe he'll tell you why.
Often feels like he's totally invisible. Now scratch "feels like" and replace it with "turns".
Has experience disposing of corpses, and experience not doing so.
Talks to Shygirls over the internet and tells them that he's lonely.
Is very attached to his cameraphone. Try not to get filmed saying anything incriminating.
Is not a creep, he protests.

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